It all goes downward in a Canadian trailer park. Beer, a few wayward handguns, weed, and maybe the occasional chicken finger showed up as props onTrailer Park Boys, but nothing will ever exist equally iconic as the drinking glass of rum and coke that was always fastened to Julian. Every character had their own unique charm, and Julian was the figure who was often the brains of the performance, which isn't saying much. Usually, he merely manages to keep Ricky from killing himself. Here are a few of the hilarious quotes that could only come from Julian, Ricky'southward faithful friend and sidekick.

10 "Did they just call me Patrick Swayze?"

This quote from the Pilot Episode was funny on its own, and in retrospect, it's even more hilarious. This quote prepare a running joke that haunted Julian throughout the series. Plainly Julian was obsessed with the flickDirty Dancingin his younger days. His friends caught him acting out some of the scenes in his garage in form school and he has even so to hear the end of it. Yes, Julian, they chosen you Patrick Swayze, and it won't exist the final time.

ix "I'm either gonna become an electrician, a meat cutter, or I'one thousand gonna get into television set and radio broadcasting."

In the immortal episode, "F**one thousand Customs College, Let's Become Boozer and Consume Chicken Fingers" Julian is making an attempt to better himself after a stint in prison. The quote is funny because information technology reveals that Julian isn't half as smart as he thinks he is. As with most of his plans, Ricky was on hand to mess them up, but considering his rather contradictory career choices information technology wasn't such a keen programme in the commencement place.

8 "Would you lot come across DeNiro doing a porn moving-picture show?"

Desperation and poverty can pb to some hard choices, if you'll pardon the pun. In the episode, "Mr. Lahey's Got My Porno Tape!" local hip-hop magnate J-Roc decides he's going to start producing pornographic movies. Naturally, he needs someone to star in them and both Ricky and Bubbles are eager to volunteer. Julian tries to talk Ricky out of information technology, more considering J-Roc is involved than annihilation else, and the result is a hilarious picture in our heads of Robert DeNiro in a porn moving picture.

7 "I don't care about your ass, Ricky!"

When you're dealing with Ricky, sometimes you just accept to be blunt. This is one of those times. In the episode, "Mrs. Peterson's Dog Gets F**ked Up" Julian is taking intendance of Sparky, the neighbor'south canis familiaris. While he goes to the DMV, however, he leaves the domestic dog with Ricky who is looking afterwards his daughter and baking pot brownies. While Julian is gone, the dog eats some brownies and Ricky'southward daughter, Trinity, accidentally shoots him in his donkey. Julian returns, and even he'south amazed at the havoc that ensued in a mere 45 minutes. He takes both Ricky and the dog to seek medical attending only makes it clear to Ricky with his quote what his priorities are.

6 "Go mow some lawns or something, you greasy bastard."

This comment was directed at Randy, another denizen of the trailer park in the episode "I'yard Non Gay, I Dearest Lucy... Wait a Second, Maybe I am Gay." Ricky, Randy and the manager of the trailer park, Jim Lahey, are fighting about Ricky sitting in the eye of the street drinking a vi-pack of beer. Julian arrives and tries to suspension upwards the argument. Lehay and Randy are Ricky and Julian's sworn enemies, so Julian isn't exactly cordial when he intervenes. Luckily this quote adds some levity to the situation.

5 "Randy, a lot of barbecues look alike. You're probably on drugs or confused or something, like you lot usually are."

"Where in the F**k is Randy's Charcoal-broil?" is the championship of this episode and the premise of the storyline. Jim Lahey is always looking for reasons to give Ricky a hard time, and by extension, his friend Julian. One thing we know about Randy is how much he loves cheeseburgers, and when his barbecue goes missing Lahey assumes Ricky is responsible. He'due south actually right, at last partly. Julian tries to defend his friend by throwing shade at Randy for either being high or just dislocated, and the coincidental delivery most flies right over Randy's head.

iv "Heed, why don't y'all try focusing on the weed a flake more, OK?"

In this episode, "The Green Bastard", an unusual set of circumstances places Ricky in accuse of the trailer park, with predictable results. Never a adept multi-tasker, Ricky is as well trying to abound a crop of cannabis, which he actually has a talent for. Julian, who has a talent for grasping the obvious that his friend lacks, tries to give him some communication. What's and so funny about this is it sounds insane to the audition but information technology's a perfectly normal conversation for Julian and Ricky.

3 "Yous're here for i reason and that's to sell drugs, okay? Stay focused, man."

Throughout the course of the prove, Julian gives Ricky valuable career communication. In "Don't Cross the Sh*t Line" Julian recruits Ricky to sell drugs at a local vocational school. Ricky's intimidated at beginning, as he usually sells to high school students, and he'south distracted by the fact that his would-exist girlfriend Lucy is planning on starring in J-Roc's latest porno motion picture. Julian tries to elevator his spirits with this upbeat and unintentionally hilarious quote.

ii "You're prostituting yourself out for cheeseburgers over again, aren't you?"

This quote is funny for a number of reasons. Offset of all, it's a rather shocking statement that's perfectly normal dialogue in the trailer park. Secondly, there's a running joke on the evidence nigh Randy and his love of cheeseburgers. Thirdly, Randy'south pragmatic reply is the championship of this episode, "A Man's Gotta Eat." Randy isn't the but ane with problems. Julian himself spends nigh of the episode drunkard and broke, and Ricky actually helps him out for a alter.

1 "Listen, just pretend y'all're on mushrooms, all right? Merely go with information technology."

It's hard to pick a unmarried funny quote from what could be 1 of the best episodes in the whole series, "Conky." This line from Julian, spoken in totally serious deadpan, is one of the all-time. It's as well long a story to explain all of it, but it'south about the puppet Conky who seems to be Bubbles' evil alter ego. Julian actually took the puppet away from Bubbling in grade 6 and hid it, afraid it was making his friend get crazy. At one point Ricky gets a rag glued to his face and the fumes are making him hallucinate. There are other factors in play, similar trying to get help for Bubbles, who has an abscessed tooth, so Julian gives Ricky this communication hoping it will keep him at-home.

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